Jeska
Turning Japanese
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Post by Jeska on Apr 12, 2004 15:15:01 GMT -5
I'm bored and doing my laundry, so I decided to start the ultimate short story thread. This works like Word Association, in that each person contributes. I will open up the story with a terribly trite opening sentence. Then the next person to visit will write the next sentence. Fun for everyone! By the end, we will have the greatest short story of all time. So this is how it starts.
Once upon a time, there was a Chinese circus midget named Pepe.
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Post by The Author on Apr 12, 2004 15:47:29 GMT -5
who loved his vodka and whores
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Jeska
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Post by Jeska on Apr 12, 2004 19:41:37 GMT -5
His favorite whore was an 87 year old negro named Belinda Carlisle.
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Post by The Author on Apr 13, 2004 3:21:44 GMT -5
she had but one leg yet could still run in the marine marathon
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Post by SamTaffy on Apr 13, 2004 12:46:11 GMT -5
which she ran every year in a vain attempt to gain recognition from her father, a retired army general who wanted a son, and never gave her enough attention.
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Jeska
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Post by Jeska on Apr 14, 2004 1:35:36 GMT -5
Belinda was beautiful, like a lima bean in a freshly cooked stew.
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Post by SamTaffy on Apr 19, 2004 9:31:47 GMT -5
But her whole life she lacked in confidence, as a result of her well kept secret of vaginal disfiguration.
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Jeska
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Post by Jeska on Apr 20, 2004 15:19:17 GMT -5
Unfortunately for Pepe, who loved Belinda very much, her infection had led to a unique medical problem: she couldn't see anything that wasn't at least four feet tall, thus, for all intents and purposes, she couldn't see Pepe at all.
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Post by The Author on Apr 20, 2004 15:44:38 GMT -5
This led to Pepe's ill-fated affair with Melinda the Mistress of Midgets.
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Post by Tito on Apr 20, 2004 16:11:17 GMT -5
Melinda, unbeknowst to Pepe, had a long history with Belinda. Back in the war, Belinda's father was saved from his crashed plane by a local housewife, Melinda. While she did nurse him back to health, she kept him locked up in her basement for her sexual amusement in the mean time. Nine months after he returned to the states, he received word the Melinda had given birth to his daughter.
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Jeska
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Post by Jeska on Apr 20, 2004 19:32:52 GMT -5
Which makes Melinda over 107 years old, but that's okay, because she was cryogenically frozen for a 30 year period of time.
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Post by The Author on Apr 20, 2004 20:46:03 GMT -5
she was frozen in an iceberg after she fell out of plane while doing battle with evil nazi zombies.
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Post by SamTaffy on Apr 20, 2004 21:38:54 GMT -5
Due to the sub-freezing temperatures, the nazi zombies were unable to use their keen senses of smell, and Melinda consequently was able to remain undetected, until the nazi zombies gave up and returned to germany by way of specially trained orchas that the nazi's had experimented on since the beginning of the war.
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Post by Tito on Apr 22, 2004 0:19:15 GMT -5
Regardless of her past, Melinda met Pepe during a laser tag match. They fell in love at first sight and in a matter of minutes made love behind one of the barriers on the laser tag course.
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Jeska
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Post by Jeska on Apr 23, 2004 0:25:58 GMT -5
Enter the villain: Michael Jackson.
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